A typography parody to Lady Gaga’s Poker Face song: Neutra Face ping.fm/trpAP

I have a problem throwing away plastic forks. I found 5 on my desk.

@naudebynature I’m not collecting them for the fun of it. They just ended up on my desk.

RT @Casper_Edora @naudebynatue @kingkool68 stop ur disputes on twitter haha.

@randallb Congrats! That seems like the perfect fit for you!

Bing Maps look pretty good ping.fm/cUc3S I remember seeing one of the trucks go by when I was in Philly a few years ago.

@kristenlubbe Why don’t you get a PA license?

@jfc3 Yea beer tastes like piss too me. Must be my taste buds.

@jgarber Good morning jason.

New Blog Post: Thanksgiving 2009 bit.ly/6RfAlL

@epalf Don’t do it! Save your monies! Fatten the bank account!

@jessabean Charlie Brown would be proud of your tree.

@bpeebles How do you like it? #N900

No one ever e-mailed or sent me their christmas list. I guess i don’t have to get anyone anything this year!

Finally starting to feel like late fall. It’s freezing out for our morning walk.

Note to self: Don’t elect for unnecessary surgery on my buttocks. ping.fm/cbXg7

@tmonews Grooveshark is better. Music on demand. Like having your library up in the cloud.

Doctype.tv, the perfect name for a web show about HTML/CSS/JS doctype.tv

@aalmario pretending by abstract u mean painting not paper. Therefore your two mentors are wearing black berets and still not making sense.

@Jason_Reed If it has no highs and has no lows then it must be Bose.