Dear stock market, please go back down to 8100 so I can top off my IRA contributions for the year, then go back up.

@eighty5original Sprite

@danielmall iphoneasart.com/

@xxCGxx You can set up Twitter to text tweets of certain people. That way you’ll be up to snuff.

@brownpau Babelfish was owned by Alta Vista which was taken over by Yahoo! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AltaVista

Internet connection not fat enough to support downloading of 3 videos at once. I’ll watch the rain to pass the time…

@primerano Oh man it was just raining buckets here in downtown DC. You must be in Kansas.

@marcelmoreau screentoaster.com/

Good thing some pedophiles aren’t smart or we’d really be in trouble ping.fm/mMdmg

I think I’ll do my next logo design in MS-Paint just like the folks at Tagent Devices ping.fm/zaW53

@eighty5original Easy 7up yours and sprite is not.

New Blog Post: Downpour At Glenmont shortna.me/ac639

New Blog Post: Wedding Dress: Purchased! shortna.me/76395

Screw Woldfram Alpha ping.fm/qlQxy I’m using Harvey Omega from now on ping.fm/XcwcO

Amazon and Zappos? WOWZA!

@eighty5original You sound like Michelle Tanner

@itsrayshelle That’s alot of ass… maybe that is affecting your mood

Web stats have no bearing on what NYTimes choose to put on the front page of the newspaper or the home page of the site.

New Blog Post: Perhaps The Greatest T-Shirt Ever Made shortna.me/cdf2f

It’s like Christmas in the form of e-mail attachments.