How to use todo apps:

1. Create some tasks.
2. Never open the app again.
3. Delete app.

If you use the Web Developer Toolbar extension for Chrome its inserting random ads into your pages. Gross. twitter.com/chrispederick/status…

This analogy is actually pretty clever t.co/isZfLWhuD3

Today I noticed that fastgood.cheap/ lets you select all three together as long as JavaScript is disabled. There’s a moral here.

If anyone ever gets access to my Google search history they’ll discover that I actually don’t know how to program at all.

the WH communications department is pivoting to video

“Welcome to McFormValidation, can I take your order”
“Yes, I’d like a-”
“ERROR, ‘YES I’D LIKE A’ IS NOT A VALID ORDER”

Simple Text-to-Speech: Create affordable, high-quality audio recordings of your blog posts using Amazon Polly danielbachhuber.com/simpletts/ t.co/J36OHZcAIP

*FAX MACHINE NOISES*

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howdy. im the sheriff of wordpress

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Have a good day at #wcdc

7 years ago today, the @WordPressDC meetup kicked off. Tomorrow it celebrates the first @wordcampdc. daily.jorb.in/2017/07/birth-of-a…

@wordcampdc brought the fun for their first #WCDC sticker. @wp_wapuu is rolling deep! Great peels on this sheet.

goo.gl/ZvYmVD t.co/LBcqFkHl3i

Wishing @wordcampdc good luck this weekend with their first ever WordCamp. #WordPress

Of course… twitter.com/KidRock/status/88524…

We’re allllllmost sold out, but just added 10 more last-minute tickets. Get yours before they’re all gone! 2017.dc.wordcamp.org/tickets/

I am SO RIDICULOUSLY EXCITED for @wordcampdc this week! So many people coming in from out of town that I get to see!

Reminder: The “C” in “CSS” stands for “Cascade”.

It’s a feature. Not a bug.

Um… @marissamayer twitter.com/Techmeme/status/8775…

@mixolydian Have you purchased your ticket for WordCamp DC yet? 2017.dc.wordcamp.org/