@SandyS1

5 year old is into the Nightmare Before Christmas. Better keep her away from Hot Topic at the mall

@dbanksDesign

@fugularity Yea whatever peg leg

I bet it was that evil master Shredder twitter.com/NatlAquarium/status/…

@fugularity @HeathCapps

@Rmmmsy @round @byte_app No problem with kingkool68

So happy to announce my advanced Skillshare course about front-end performance! Watch it here:

When you open a fortune cookie and there is no fortune inside

@fugularity

@beepybop ** GASP **

@trudesign When you open a CSS file is all you see triplets of numbers?

I thought having kids would inspire a lot of entrepreneurial ideas. So far the best one I’ve come up with is finding that mythical OFF button

@aaronjorbin

@yurivictor

@round

4.5 year old walks into the room with $6.

“Hey Daddy do you want this money? I don’t need it anymore.”

Heck yeah I need that money. Daycare is expensive.

@ckrewson

@fugularity

Me: Let’s play the freeze dance game!
2.5 year old: YEA!!!

*Starts playing freeze dance game YouTube video*

2.5 year old is dancing wildly. This is the greatest! So much fun!

2.5 year old picks up box of crayons and throws them all over the room!