Got the updated Google Calendar app that is all flat and material designy. Someone thought this was a good idea…

Google search now (finally) does timezone math. 😀

@anthonydpaul Aw Drats.

I voted before it was cool. #earlyVoting

79 trick or treaters this year. Almost twice as much as 2013 and 2012. Only had 2 pieces of candy left!

@DPD_ Really? More meaningful than Ellen’s?

@AnswerPhokane Really? More meaningful than Ellen’s?

.@Newsweek Fuck you and your shitty takeover ad + autoplay video ad that I couldn’t dismiss. Froze Chrome.

Done. @inboxbygmail: 3 invites coming your way soon. Look for the golden ticket in Speed Dial.

Turned Google Inbox into an app with a swanky little icon. Didn’t know what email to show in the screenshot…

Awwwww yeeeeaahhh!

Googled “what browsers support @media print” Got this…

@anna_debenham Hmmm… cc/ @kev097

I had no idea this exists in D.C., but it’s amazing that it does.
washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/…

Had to get a new credit card number and @USAA pointed out all of my recurring charges that need to be updated. Yay!

Apple be like…

jaw dropped while looking at this ebay video game listing… this room is a work of art ebay.com/itm/5700-Games-50-Syste…

wait..wat.
pewrsr.ch/1BWL4mg

@aaronjorbin