Pull quotes on the web are so freaking annoying. STOP. DOING. THIS. You torment your readers.

@trepmal @jakelear Weird…

Well… this is guacward.

@jgarber Ta da! I’m also running Firefox Beta channel if that matters at all.

@jgarber How are you loading the fonts? I see woff files from Google Font in Firebug’s network tab…

in 2007, the SunSpider Javascript benchmark took 5.4 seconds. Today it takes 153 milliseconds. 35x faster in 7 years.

Solar System CMS lulz

@joannabrenner @susannahfox

Is there a tumblr dedicated to horrible Google News blurb gaffs. Like this one…

@bbaiiey 5/zillion

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@bbaiiey 2/zillion

@bbaiiey Are you shitting me? 1/zillion

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short links are dead, long live short links

Current Status:

Learning how to Z snap via ASCII diagrams thanks to @mr_suh

Weird Al is back with #Tacky, a parody of Pharrell’s “Happy,” starring your favorite comedians mic.cm/1qAcM42

World Cup: Done! Next up: Mushroom Cup…