@shortxstack Fun challenge: You should get the twins to recreate the Smashing Pumpkins “Siamese Dream” album cover.

@courtneydawn @aaronjorbin

Vera is having a blast with both Mommy and Daddy home all the time now.

#VeraAddison instagram.com/p/B-Cmxu5lbHd/

Zadie is in high spirits while we are social distancing.

#ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/B-CmfgcFiGH/

Everyone on the dinosaur 🦕

#ZadieAlyssa #VeraAddison instagram.com/p/B9e-8iLnkFZ/

No shit.

@fugularity

@miked1ck @JedBridges @parkerhendo

@nekolaweb Remember Marble Madness?

When we eventually run out of toilet paper we’ll have to fall back to CVS receipts

The US has such few test results for #coronavirus because they need to fly Maury Povich to each person’s house to dramatically read the results.

@Rmmmsy

Trump be like

There are no perfect VS Code extensio-

The closest thing to snow we’ve seen here this winter is this hail storm instagram.com/p/B9aG6NGHf1-/

The closest thing to snowfall we’ve gotten this winter is a fierce hail storm
@capitalweather

Your meal prepping vs my meal prepping

They’ve got this awesome desktop wallpaper