@jgarber @laurishly JUST THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES shop.lenovo.com/us/en/landingpag…

@jgarber @laurishly Dump her and get a chick with a modern computer.

@verybadhello @yurivictor $(document).holdUp().waitAMinute().dontStop().getIt().GetIt(); //returns false

November DC WordPress Meetup: 4.1 Edition with @obenland, @EricMann, and @ethitter meetup.com/wordpressdc/events/21…

Tom Magliozzi, co-host of NPR’s ‘Car Talk’ show, has died at age 77 – @NPR n.pr/1yRtNew

Last week we launched @ElectableCo. It’s not much now, but we have big plans. electable.co/

@chipcullen If I were starting from scratch I would look at webfaction.com/ but I’m on @dreamhost now and it’s good.

@matthewwithanm @aebsr When I click on the “Find it Fast” icon I should be able to start typing without having to click on the search box.

What have you always wanted to hear a talk about? wpchat.com/t/what-have-you-alway… (from @kingkool68)

@kclarke_ @jshawl It’s more efficient to handle caching at the server level rather than the WordPress level. Slightly more complicated setup

@verybadhello @jshawl I always just export wp_posts, wp_postmeta, and the three term tables and reimport those.

Nice! @NPR is throwing an Election #NPRparty and they want you to join to them (via @nvite)! elections.npr.org/

@JoannaBrenner @DanielleAlberti We watched Twilight.

@DanielleAlberti @JoannaBrenner Dvds

Very excited to open source @10up’s @elasticsearch integration work at #wcsf 10up.com/blog/2014/meet-elasticp…

The @SlackHQ Internet takeover continues: make.wordpress.org/chat/

@Newsweek No point in trying to read @newsweek since they clearly don’t want you to.

.@Newsweek Fuck you and your shitty takeover ad + autoplay video ad that I couldn’t dismiss. Froze Chrome.

Done. @inboxbygmail: 3 invites coming your way soon. Look for the golden ticket in Speed Dial.

“…supporting an Infinite plan is not a viable business for us…” – @Bitcasa

Mathematics concurs.