I am so fucking sick of cookie pop up banners. Why are we doing this to ourselves? Utterly pointless bullshit that has never even once benefitted anyone.

@Joey_Farruggio Do you keep your lock picks in there?

@daljo628 Do you think it could survive a couple of kicks?

I hear PHP is trending at the DEV bubble 😌 are we finally in love with backend again? Did people re-discover how easy and fun is to use PHP for CLI scripts? If you’re curious about modern PHP, in this thread I’ll share some projects and resources to get you up-to-date w/ trends:

@miked1ck Oo what did you get?

@mgaak1dev Why pick just one?

@renano Oh no! What’s Kurt Loder gonna do?

@dcook Archive.org ?

“Milkshakes can range in price from a few dollars to over $10. It’s important to find a milkshake that fits your budget.”

What’s your milkshake budget everyone?

@fugularity Can an archaeologist explain this picture to me? twitter.com/EllieTrashcakes/stat…

@ListenBrainz Looks nice! I love the ability to look into the future. Does this work for lottery tickets?

Her: Do you ever mop the floor?

Me: Yes, I mop* the floor quite frequently

* Drop an ice cube on the floor and rub it around with my foot

April 30, Sunday morning

6 year old: Do we have to do trick or treating this year?

But will it blend? twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/165…

@DerekAshauer @iamoris Have you tried futzing with the seed parameter?

docs.midjourney.com/docs/seeds

Woke up today with 3 meetings scheduled… ALL OF THEM WERE CANCELLED!

Now what do I do?

@shortxstack P.S. Security is cool and all but how are your girls doing?

@thewprockstar Why do you want to hit $25k/month? What would be different compared to your current $16k/month of revenue?

What is the Barbie movie even about?

@jeffr0 Have you ever thought about child themes?