“Hey Siri… give me directions to the Tripoli airport?”

“I’m sorry, but I can’t allow you do that.”

HE’S RIGHT!

#DemDebate

@joannabrenner What does Jay Leno have to do with anything?!?!?!

@renano You mean ichabod crane?

We’re talking about these fire arms right? #DemDebate

Come on CNN, you don’t have the budget for a real flag for the national anthem? #DemDebate

@astickofgum Is that why women take so long to get ready?

“Dang it!, I put it on backwards again!”

“What’s a good branding tie-in for kids’ hot soup?”
“How about Frozen?”
“Sounds good”

@randallb whatcha need? Probably out of my league

@kirschenbaum68 I’m on the east coast maybe around 1pm?

@Kirschenbaum68 sure, I’m looking. What’s up?

@astickofgum You mean, “pink”?

@sethrubenstein Remember the Motorola Atrix? engadget.com/motorola/atrix-4g-r…

@duqe Are you gonna be a purple minion for Halloween?

If a site falls when JavaScript is blocked, and no one hears about it because its analytics relies on JavaScript, was it still built poorly?

Do you ever set aside time to practice something?

@sethrubenstein Why are you paying for Jump?

Everyone else that responds to Craigslist ads saying you’re coming by to pick a thing up and then I never hear from you again… WHY BOTHER?

@taupecat hits you right in the gut doesn’t it?

@googlenexus Is there a Galaxy Nexus in there?

@googlenexus Mine are all packed away… Do you have a spare Nexus 4 laying around? It’s the only one I’m missing…