@mr_suh How did a cartoon character sign your comic book?

@smashley017 plan, eh? I thought it just happens.

@SandyS1 Do you have a contact for Canvas for scheduling metopes?

@canvascowork We used to have @dcjavascript at your place. Any possibility of getting some meet-up space on one evening?

@cameronmoll Remember going to a physical bank? I don’t.

@hak5darren Whatever happened to Harrison?

@aebsr Where are you “jacking off” to?

@duqe You don’t use the expression “al the dang time”? You know like “al roker the dang time”…

@chriscoyier Your visiting Juneau one month late. D’know?

@padresj Know anything about drones? 😉 The Wirecutter is doing a survey… wirecutter.typeform.com/to/IS5tF…

A Furry version of “The Wirecutter”? reddit.com/r/furry/comments/35tn…

@renano Do you just burn your clothes every Sunday night? Because screw laundry.

@cdharrison screenshot?

Remember how in old Nintendo games there would be a score that didn’t matter but you wanted to get it higher? Twitter is the same way.

@duqe Where’s your secret lair? How many henchmen do you have? Can you do the stanky leg?

@duqe what about wearing grapes in my hair?

@duqe Are pine cone staffs metrosexual?

@duqe Kind of?

If stocks are so volatile then why are they classified as a security?

@DUQE Chicks dig Big Whoppers™ more, right @BurgerKing?