@randallb You mean encryption?

@twigpress What happens if you request a video or an animated GIF?

@neojp What’s stopping you?

@mattcampux I mean there’s a rope. What more do you need?

@noaheverett Is this sexting?

@fugularity Is it because of your bow legs that cause a rip in your sweatpants and then your peepee sticks out?

@dbchhbr Like this? apppresser.com/

@MikeNGarrett Got more problems than a Tesla factory has racism complaints. Ain’t that right bird site (dot) app daddy?

@miked1ck Do y’all talk about Bruno?

@babysoftluke You mean Ξ100 ?

What happens when a venomous snake accidentally bites its tongue?

@renan Happy birthday new-Dad. How’s that going?

I never ask this, but I’m asking now: Please retweet this.

Texas plans to kill Melissa Lucio in four days. Five jurors say evidence was withheld from them. A bipartisan majority of the Texas legislature favors clemency. Why are you waiting, @GovAbbott?

nytimes.com/2022/04/22/us/meliss…

@elyktrix Is Second Life still a thing?

@mpiccorossi The DreamHost?

@Gravnetic @richard_tabor @wp_acf Like this? gist.github.com/kingkool68/cd073…

Introducing: Can I PHP?

caniphp.com/

A little Easter holiday project for those of you that work across multiple versions of PHP and can never remember what features are available where.

A few details…

@cmcnally @Philips Like if your alarm goes off the light should start blinking? I bet you can set up an automation with Google home to do that. I have one that triggers turning on a light 15 minutes after the sun sets every day.

Trying to tell me something Slack emojis?

what if you filled it with /node_modules/ ? twitter.com/PaulMSherman/status/…