@brownpau were you participating in a 36-hour karaoke marathon? That sounds like a Filipino thing

Oh you changed the scroll behaviour on your website? That’s cool

*closes tab*

@kimmelpalooza How’s the babby?

@kimmelpalooza I know… weird right?

@taupecat what happens?

@kathkat15 does it taste better at 30?

@nekolaweb @pjdeckert googled “Facebook follower purge”, copied the first link, tweeted. This is called journalism, right?

What do Aretha Franklin and Zadie have in common? zadieheimlich.com/queens-of-soul…

Q: How do you generate a random string?
A: Put a Windows user in front of vi, and tell them to exit

@duqe @eliotpayne Who is picking up the poop?

@nathanacurtis @anthonydpaul Do you have a Gifbot?

@danielbachhuber How would the browser know it is a modal?

What kind of fancy pants hotels do you guys stay at? Mine never plays music.

AHHH what is this?!?! MAKE IT STOP!

Hasn’t health been a part of every living human beings life?

Really, Apple? I can read full emails on my watch. WHY WOULD YOU ADVOCATE FOR THIS!

How do you get people to switch to Safari and dump Chrome? Remove the fan.

@weaverryan why don’t you just wrap it in your own class? I don’t get it.

It’s 6pm and the sun is still out. What is this sorcery?

@yurivictor @VoxProduct what If you want to make something worse?