*sea captain violently shakes first mate* WAKE UP MATEY THE KRAKEN IS UPON US “What’s a kraken sir!?” NOT MUCH WHATS A-CRACKIN’ WITH U
@MikeNGarrett @DUQE what’s the opposite of that?
@DUQE Uncle Maxim, what does thirsty mean?
@AstickofGum @ammy914 Do you get some sort of toilet training certificate?
@ammy914 @astickofgum Just say he’s potty trained and then if he poops be like “Oh weird, I dunno what has gotten in to him?”
@zeldman Is this from her? zeldman: “Just don’t tweet anything. That’s an option, you know.”
What if you want to fly your drone indoors? “Maker of drone will prevent their drones from flying in DC ”
Forget that storm. Who bought provisions for the great Facestagram outage of ’15?
@jessschillinger But you guys in Wyoming live with a couple feet of snow year round, right?
So what’s the weather supposed to be like tomorrow?
@ammy914 @AstickofGum How many points do you need for something decent?
@ammy914 what are pampers codes?
Sup? #zadiealyssa
@Smashley017 that you were super, Dooper, awesome?
@AskTarget My wife got an accordion mirror for Christmas target.com/p/accordion-wall-moun… Are there instructions for installing it on the wall?
Why are you wearing sunglasses indoors in the shadows, PayPal lady? Are you OK? Can I get you an ibuprofen?
@fugularity @Smashley017 12 in 24. Am I doing this rite?