@JessSchillinger so it was really short right?

@msinkiat are you on paternity leave too?

@fugularity Have you tried multiplying them by -1?

@Stammy why not just get a Synology?

When UX doesn’t consider ALL users, shouldn’t it be known as “SOME User Experience” or… SUX? #a11y

@JessSchillinger Are you a heroin junkie now? gq.com/news-politics/201501/ory-…

@JessSchillinger @JoannaBrenner @maeveyd @nekolaweb @mr_suh @DanielleAlberti how’s the prairie?

New year. New job? pewresearch.org/about/careers/we…

@charliepark Pace yourself! Hungry much?

@AstickofGum is the thinking that the cat will solve the puzzle while you two are out?

@williamsba Remember when games were simpler?

@Stammy Are you near DC?

@jessabean What are you on to next?

@MouseyMik Are you trying to say you are engaged now?

@nvite But do the ports have a butt flap? The butt flap is key!

@nvite Where can I get me some nvite long johns?

@snowpunk Your boss hijacked your bathroom for interview? #awkward

@fugularity No Josh. You’re on a nothing binge, remember?

@asabaylus Because you can’t spell?

@fmanjoo They have an evening newspaper AND the Internet? What kind of glitch in the matrix is that?