Selfie selfie? #narrativeclip instagram.com/p/m2MWcpje1C/

@duqe I do all of my designs with Git. How else would I gitter’ done?

@kyle_conrad @duqe You mean CFO doesn’t stand for Chief Forklift Officer?

OK glass, where are my pants?

@chrisvanpatten If you go to parties and don’t talk to anyone do you really have a social life?

@jshawl Use a playlist? At least it doesn’t break kingkool68.com/classy/

@cdharrison Did you give him a big hug?

Wait Twitter has profile pages? What are those for?

WordPress HALP! add_rewrite_endpoint() and Custom Post Type Archive? wordpress.stackexchange.com/ques…

@trepmal Dreamhost?

@jmspool Do you have a non-profit rate?

@danphilibin Does the parent item need to link somewhere? That would pretty much eliminate clicks.

@simplyepalf Are you saying your preggers?

Starting a Kickstarter fund to raise up to $3.5 million to buy a few congress people… Who’s in?

@mjacksonw Well do you think the people praising know that the someone is a bad person?

@SusannahFox Know anyone at Stanford? twitter.com/andybudd/status/4510…

@franktweets @joannabrenner Is your cats name fhqwhgads? Maybe tonight you’ll get lucky.

@cstyleguide What?!?!? CSS isn’t an available language?

@ammy914 April Fools?

@aaronjorbin Then how come the whole team doesn’t get a promotion?