@taupecat Well if it doesn’t work, is it really pristine?

@benbalter Why isn’t this all HTML/CSS/JavaScript? Ahhh all this other stuff???

@mr_suh it has been a pretty good Christmas. How’s yours?

what did you get for christmas??

i got a function but i think i’m going to return it;

Anyone looking for a FitBit Force? washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/…

@chriscoyier PEOPLE amirite?

Looks like a 90s sitcom intro “@BaltimorePolice: Check out our new #ASaferBaltimore logo. What do you think? ”

Study: Do readers prefer parallaxed stories? No. fastcodesign.com/3023690/evidenc…

@5tu You haven’t suffered from the audio issue with the fusion drive? soundonsound.com/forum/showflat.…

@karlgroves I found that. But that’s not the one… I think?

@bobthecow Good luck getting VC funding with that. How much runway do you have?

@jgarber How am I supposed to quantify the size of my heart?

@trepmal You did all that in under 10 minutes?

I’m in 3rd place in a celebrity death pool. So that’s cool. How was your weekend?

Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!

@i_love_chicken_ like throw dice in dark alley ways?

@AstickofGum Were those $10-20 or $60-100?

@farrelley @aebsr what is it good for?!?!!?

Anyone need a lift via this sweet ice taxi? @ Gaylord National Resort & Convention Center instagram.com/p/hWR4AQjezt/

@uxprinciples did your parents get a good deal on you x years ago? Happy birthday! How’s NYC?