@mixolydian Yea how does listening to a music site using a screen reader work?

@freshyill Is your hospital on Mars? I hope you’re not still stuck in traffic. DC is terrible.

@astridandinez That’s Virginia for ya. I used to live there. They’re getting rid of the shopping center and building more apartments? Boo.

@JoannaBrenner You know what would help? If Instagram let Twitter automatically show the images on Twitter just like how Vines work.

@fugularity @smashley017 Will you teach me how to be a pool shark?

@nacin O RLY? boomboomphone.com/wp-content/upl…

@smarty Will you be delivering those via crows?

@chipcullen Samsung Wave? gsmarena.com/samsung_s5330_wave5…

@desandro 1) javascriptkit.com/howto/htaccess… 2) Run it through a CDN?

@JoannaBrenner iOS7?

@ayomattayo That’s a lot of seeing you’re trying to do eh peeping’ Matt?

@SandyS1 But what if what he leaked wasn’t accurate?

@VerizonSupport Clean the tip of the coax cable going into the red and black FiOS router? I’ll try that at home later tonight.

Last night I had a dream I was an insomniac. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

@taupecat I didn’t know you can disable it?

Hey, I like @Medium and all, but since when did all the cool kids give up on our own personal blogs?

@pauljadam Screenshots?

@KyleCotter Hey remember when Microsoft did that in Vista?

What am I watching?

@ayomattayo More like Ruff Ryder AMIRITE?