@mr_suh What does that mean?

@JoannaBrenner Wait… so you’re not 13?

@farrelley Why not just get both?

@boagworld As in beaten, bashed, or hit 30,000 people?!?! You savage. urbandictionary.com/define.php?t…

@chanyjeanguenin Do you happen to have a photo of your pro shoes from 1999 in black? Like this skately.com/library/ads/converse…

“What’s your job?” Programming. “What’s your hobby?” Programming. “What do you do when you’re not programming?” Think about programming.

@aaronjorbin @naudebynature I mean I passed her an ore and everything… Jeez what’s her deal?!!

@mr_suh Did you go on a shopping spree at the dollar store?

Oh, a Super Mario 3 inspired map of the DC Metro? Shut up and take my money already. imagekind.com/Waashington-Metro-…

@jgarber So you’re telling us you chose the middle book, right?

@JoannaBrenner How do you like that cutting-edge 2003 design?

@cdharrison Wait you mean you don’t just scan your checks into your phone?

@renano What do you mean Netvibes is dead? I use it everyday.

Honest question: How many people complaining about the Google Reader shutdown have used it lately?

@williamsba I’m giving a presentation tonight on migrating WordPress. Mind looking through my slides and let me know what you think?

@chipcullen Why don’t you use target=”fuckyou” ?

@desandro How would we flip the bird to other motorists? #hoofhands

@mr_suh are you famous yet?

Did Facebook announce that they’re renaming Newsfeed to “LOOK AT MAH BABY”? Because that’s all it is to me.

@cameronmoll Remember Nextel’s Push to Talk?