Me: Do you accept crypto?
Cashier: We sure do! We take many different kinds…
Me: **throws magic beans and then runs**

@Rmmmsy Can you make a rap about Wordle?

@babysoftluke and <marquee> your jester?

Dev team couldn’t agree on hyphens or underscores in filenames so they settled on ? since they’re not sure

@elgreg What if the person on the other end asked “What’s your favorite PBS home improvement show?”

“Not only was he in one of the episodes of the most popular TV show but it was the most popular and memorable episode… The Red Wedding. Do you know what part he played in that episode? He was the drummer of the wedding band. And nobody had the slightest idea!”

@dburka @elycecole *squints*

Is that the new Firefox logo?

Checking the DOM for a class? Quick lesson on state variable and cycling thru an array, digging into @chriscoyier’s lil code block youtube.com/watch?v=hXrHZ_LSzkk

@yongfook Iterate faster than anyone else. Why do you think everyone uses Chrome?

@fugularity Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?

@freshyill Pizza the Hut assassin?

@fugularity You pass it to Bo Jackson and run around. What’s not to love?

What’s an awesome website design you’ve seen recently?

I’ll start: gqueues.com/
Blog post on their recent redesign: gqueues.com/blog/behind-gqueues-…

#Webdesign

@fugularity Are you having a stroke?

@mattcampux Just one?

* Toddler climbs into cozy coupe car and crashes into a wall *

Me: See? What did I tell you?

@bpeebles Will they eventually tell you if you got the placebo so you can get the real thing?

@babysoftluke Ya know why they call it spaced grey?

@babysoftluke What color are they?

So bring on tomorrow
I no longer feel dread
I shall take on the snow day
Now where is my sled?