@seclarke Philadelphia. Where’s yours?

@thorpus Does this mean your expecting?

@JohnPBloch Did you like my big blue Ikea bag with a cooler in it?

Cascading Attribute Sheets? Like CSS but for default attributes. Kinda weird. ping.fm/4wkQO

@booaggabao Was it a $5 foot long between you and @MichaelPhelps ?

@astridandinez Congrats! Do you have a date/venue/wedding party/DJ/photographer/cake flavor picked out yet?

@CloudFlare @grum_dot_com So the entire Johns Hopkins School of Public Health IP range is trouble?

@grum_dot_com Do you get that when going here? toekneestuck.com/

OMG how can Verizon get anything done?

@trepmal Email? Links from a Native App?

@chriscoyier Did you just recently update to Mountain Lion?

What’s the point in offering 4G LTE if you can only use 250MB of data? That’s crap!

@VerizonSupport What’s the longest ethernet cable you guys have? cc/@freshyill

@freshyill Is there some @livingsocial deal for ginormous ethernet cable?

@verizonfios Got an extreme promotion code?

@verizonfios I can’t stand your weird package names. Prime? Extreme? Ultimate?

Have you ever licensed one of your images before? I could use some help.

@AstickofGum You’re that bored that you decided to pee in a glass, take a picture of it, and share it on the Internet?

@comcastcares How are you guys better than FiOS? I could go either way.

Hey @comcast, @verizonfios says you stink. You gonna take that?