A pagerank for daily deals? ~ How on earth could I choose which laser liposuction hair removal service deal before this!?! ~

@charliepark are you saying you want a coffee script?

@tim_sherwood Nice. Pretty easy once you figure it out right? How did you find it?

@danielmall What did you get?

@AstickofGum Did you join a group that advocates overthrowing our constitutional government?

Every new app: “Hello! Connect to Facebook?” *No, do not connect to Facebook.* “Oh… Hello! Connect to Facebook?”

You know what’s more exciting than the new iPad? A nap.

@charliepark What’s a store?

@brownpau how is that place? be sure to stop by pie sisters and get a mini-pie cupcake thingy

@riichdiinero How high?

In the fall, let’s roll our clocks back a half hour and be done with it. Who’s with me?

@grum_dot_com But then they can’t read it and better themselves?

I’m #StronglyAttractedTo #WhyImFatExcuses so please Get Me Out Of Here! #StuffHoodRatsDreamAbout Am I trending yet?

Too early to laugh about death and olde stuff? retronaut.co/2012/02/death-cause…

Having trouble finding a good plugin? Join us tonight as seven speakers will talk about there favorite plugins: meetup.com/wordpressdc/events/51…

How much would you pay… for the universe? ping.fm/N3Beg

Webkit peeps, here’s a sneak-peak of the pop-up book I’ve been working on for Beercamp: 2012.beercamp.com Whacha think?

@jaw6 @ginatrapani Does that include supermodels?

@coderbrown Photo squirting?

What do you think of my new logo? ping.fm/XEFjn