@freshyill How was your iPhone battery test?

@freshyill Or change your buddy icon?

@ayomattayo but do you keep your solemnly swears?

@ayomattayo You promise?

@heystrand What would your stage name be?

@AstickofGum So when are you having kids? I’ll mark it on my calendar

@steph_hay Maybe you can answer this one? is.gd/oEaHqG

@MouseyMik @booboozela Ahem… you mean Charles Town Races & Sluts?

@elgreg Wait. You don’t own the Washington Post?

@elgreg Are you his boss?

@morrisclay What was working in marketing at Amazon like?

@jessabean @talbs @tpitale 50mm f/2.8? That’s a must have lens. And it’s super cheap.

My Costco rewards check came yesterday. How many jumbo-sized containers of mayonnaise can I get for $300?

@riichdiinero Was that your decision or mother nature’s?

@AstickofGum @fugularity WHAT ABOUT PORTABLE RECORD PLAYERS?

@chriscoyier Have you seen @desandro’s Windex? is.gd/0FM7he

It’s 20-fricken-12. Where are vegetables that taste like cookies? Come on science!

@AstickofGum where have you been?

@farrelley The Houston Oilers? Warren Moon?

Hey #gacdc anyone here from @BlankSky ? A couple of us are at Hoots.