@AstickofGum Did you just call Booker T. Washington your slave?

@freshyill Good god, you’re reproducing?!?!?

@mattbango Wait… it does something for you? I haven’t really got it to do much except ask for my username and password.

The “Pandora of Contacts”… what does that even mean?

.@comcastcares, could you please explain to your DC-area customers why you interrupted the NFL game 3 times with Xfinity commercials?

@TJMSmith how do you like it?

@jessabean need another playlist? grooveshark.com/playlist/+/64462…

Proposal: CSS should allow for one and two character hex codes. Why can’t #c imply #cccccc and #6a imply #6a6a6a? Let’s save some bytes.

@gacdc January event? verizoncenter.com/news/monsterja…

@TmoNews do you have multiple physical servers?

@KyleCotter have you ever had the joy of receiving a W2?

Literal jaw dropping moment: Apparently Swizz Beats is CEO of filesharing haven Megaupload?! Fact check pls! factmag.com/2012/01/19/swizz-bea…

@AstickofGum But you could have easily retorted with “So God wants children in Africa to starve?”

@AstickofGum Why didn’t you just say how you felt?

So every decade we need a ‘Stop Online Censorship Protest’. Remeber the blue ribbon campaign from the 1990’s? ping.fm/AfDTj

@anthonydpaul Did you get a Kobe beef burger?

@Jennison im across from him. Are you sitting in Canada?

@randallb what level developer are you if you still using Dreamweaver?

Wells Far… WTF?!? pi.pe/-s40i2f

@jakelear Or email, or Gtalk. or AIM or any of the other more universal chat services?