@WebManWlkg What does it mean?

@booboozela WTF do you need a watch for? Don’t you have a cell phone?

@jeanette519 Why would you want to pierce and tattoo your camera? On a related note: is.gd/xYOcYR

@mpiccorossi is it dirty and hard to find things?

@drotoriouz I teach a class at the end of Janruary. Can I copy your stuff? It’s about WordPress right?

@trepmal Fun isn’t it?

@trepmal Did you try turning it off and turning it back on again?

@MouseyMik How do you like the giant screen?

@Raychaser42 And super old. Did you know it’s the first PHP code I ever wrote? One day I’ll clean it up.

@brownpau You didn’t pick up a pirate-ship bed? is.gd/CKbneI

Remember when TIME’s person of the year used to actually be a singular person? Yea me neither.

@bartramnason does it have to be an image? I’m sure you’ve heard of is.gd/et2H1U

@AstickofGum @fugularity @ayomattayo @kathkat15 @smashley017 Remember AIM chat rooms from back when? This is like that with a character lim

@AstickofGum @ayomattayo @kathkat15 @fugularity @Smashley017 Is this like public cybering? A/S/L?

@AstickofGum @ayomattayo @kathkat15 @fugularity @Smashley017 WTF does that mean?

@nacin You mean you didn’t find the Details link? #newnewtwitter

@fatheaddesign Wow your last name is Tomlinson? That’s my legal first name. It was my Grandmother’s maiden name.

@technosailor It’s really basic… “is the request coming from edit.php” ? If so, abort.

@BradBirdsall re: 1px border on Retina display – Couldn’t you just specify the border width in ems? What would happen then?

Kristina went to a cookie swap yesterday and now we’re at another one. Who wants cookies?