@Jennison I thought you’re phone doesn’t do data… how did you post that?

A 4.2 earthquake?!?! PSSHHH come on California, you have to do better than that. ping.fm/tm4Ck

@cohenspire What’s your personal favorite style then if it’s not Polished?

@charliepark what no instagram filters for school portraits? #dinosaurs

@jeanette519 We should form an alliance. We’re talking about Survivor right? I don’t want to voted off the island.

@aaronjorbin Oh yea? My IDE comes with it’s own JavaScript framework that nobody uses ~so there!~

@nacin @aaronjorbin Thoughts? is.gd/VdnwEe

@greglinch Oh you didn’t want a ride up?

Iris is like Siri (see what they did there?) but for Android. Works well. ping.fm/ZFlgP

@boagworld layout.css line 568: Why display:inline-block ? Why not float:left?

@pauljadam who can keep up by reading programming books? Just dive right in…

@anthonydpaul Assail him, impale him with monster truck force?

How come the inventor of spray butter hasn’t won the Nobel peace prize yet?

WHAT!?! That’s bullshit. Please RT @chevrolet @brownpau Sorry, but there’s no current plans to bring back the #ElCamino.

@matt_attack_618 Old as in the person is of a young age or old as in the 1880’s?

Hmmm no pizza @wordpressdc tonight. Who wants to get some food somewhere beforehand? #wordpressdc

What Do You Do With A Mold Of Your Pregnant Belly? pi.pe/-o9jp4s

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@elgreg What Reality show would that be?

@fugularity russ-eel eh? You should watch all of the Simpsons episodes badk to back.