@AgnusMulville10 lol! Can you tell which Twitter users are real or fake? I can! #spam

Why am I limited to seeing my one free credit report once a yearr from the big credit reporting companies? Y not all the time? Its about me!

@matt_attack_618 What’s CUA?

Someone asked the Verizon Guy “Can you hear me now?” at his grandmother’s funeral as her body was being lowered is.gd/8hkR6N

Soo many DC tech jobs…. web workers where are you at?

@farrelley Sure when are you headed over there?

S-L-O-W-L-Y RT @onedayfordesign when you describe design to a non-designer friend, how do you describe it? #1D4D via @stop

How would you mark up a waffle chart (like so ping.fm/PW3Tl ) in HTML? Table doesn’t work

@skeevis you should come out. Do you still DJ?

@jfc3 sweet glad you caught it. Got any accessibility book reccomendations?

Where can I get me some scratch? I hear people are making some amazing stuff from it.

Guess who doesn’t have red velvet cake mix? All of northern virginia

Ever see an Amish coverband play Big Poppa by Notorious B.I.G.? I have.

@stanwilsonjr Oh that was real? That wasn’t an April Fools thing?

@cohenspire @reef_light DC will be represented! I’m driving want a ride?

Actual headline: “At Pfizer, Does All the Email About Viagra Get Caught in People’s Spam Filters?”

@trepmal mobile subdomain? Bleck

@e_wils Are you at USA Today?

@marcelmoreau Yea dems da breaks. @steph_hay who did you go with when USAA didn’t accept you?

@aebsr Pretzel croutons? That sounds AWESOME! You hear that @naudebynature