B/C Chernobyl is in Ukraine not Japan? RT @BreakingNews Japan nuclear crisis unlikely to turn into another Chernobyl reut.rs/gjvuDE

@mattbango Did you get an SSD in that new MacBook Pro?

@cohenspire @aebsr are you saying that because he’s black?

@rochellefp @whitmoyer has been promoting it like crazy?!?! Talked to a lot of people. It was a good outing

Chuck Norris’ birthday Mar. 10th; Strongest earthquake in Japan’s history Mar. 11th. Coincidence?

@rochellefp are you going to axes in spirit tonight at Buffalo Billiards?

@shawnfielding Dude you gotta check twitter more often 48 days? I don’t remember what you said

Happy International Day of AWESOMENESS! ping.fm/pWHSt What will you do today to be awesome?

@SawatdeeRuck Speaking of updates, what have you been up to these days?

@Kimmelpalooza Sweet are you going to one the zillion DC based events tonight?

@kimmelpalooza A .NET developer eh? That must be fun.

@eighty5original DID YOU JUST PEE IN YOUR BOSS’ DRINK?

@coderbrown what’s up?

@jgarber What features would you not want? Instagram

@eighty5original hardboiled? Scrambled? Over easy? Sunny side up? Fertalized?

Enough time for a sit down breakfast before work? This is weird.

anyone looking for a 15″ MacBook Pro? I have a friend that is selling…

@jessabean Spool you have $1184.00 in savings?

@coderbrown 35 passes? You must have some really top secret stuff on there.

@e_wils WordPress and a new MacBook Pro?!?! You’re so lucky.