@rossk Have you tried growing a mustache?

@photomatt Is @automattic going to let @Cloudup wither and die on the vine?

@Chad_R_Stewart Why don’t you post it and disable comments?

After watching the Matrix 4 trailer YouTube recommended the entire Truman Show movie next…. what does it all mean?

@VittoStack What do you think of mine? russellheimlich.com/

It’s even got a Flash version circa 2006 which was the last time I updated it since I’ve been too busty working.

@LostFelicia @mommajessiec Is this true @twigpress ?

@MikeNGarrett Remember when they were tiny little babies?

JavaScript & web developers guess the problem here? 🧠

Daily standup? How about daily lie down in a bed and close your eyes for a few minutes.

@jfc3 Did you do what the rock told you?

@brownisgood Hey what’s up? I was just thinking about you and the good ol’ days at USNews. Hope you’re well.

@mattcampux Have you seen the Skeletor Show? youtu.be/61E2eI4QqH4

@dbchhbr Is Covid the Gutenberg of real life?

@MikeNGarrett Don’t you need to sleep to dream?

@babysoftluke Pretty easy to catch you if you’re not moving amirite?

@lokesh Did you sell to Visa? cnbc.com/2021/08/23/visa-buys-cr…

@neojp @MikeNGarrett Is Ruby soho?

Him: Amazon Prime and chill?

Her: That’s not something people say.

Him: Sure it is. Bing it.

Her: Also not a thing.

@MonaJooshizadeh Any questions about learning WordPress?

**Showing the kids a pelican**

Mommy: See it has a big bill. What else has a big bill?

Daddy: Mommy after a Target run 🤣