Hey, it’s the first of the month. youtube.com/watch?v=bpBP9dALcWw

What? RT @cnnbrk Reports of a gunman at Discovery Channel headquarters in Maryland, police say. on.cnn.com/c9UP3O

@trepmal MediaTemple hack or general WordPress hack?

What is there to touch on a 3cm x 3cm touchscreen? It basically looks like this -> ping.fm/a0uim

Client – “Hey, when will this project be done?”

PM – “Good question, when will you know what you want?”

@pixelpipe Would this be possible from your API? getsatisfaction.com/pixelpipe/to…

@eighty5original How can honor be restored without a delicious latte?

ok electric wheel chair lady. I’ll drag race you. Eat my dust. BAM! Curb. What now ?

@eighty5original Have they blocked russellheimlich.com/blog yet?

@drotoriouz what do you recommend for french jazz? Need something to listen to tomorrow at work.

Someone e-mailed me asking to take down this post because it’s slanderous ping.fm/ZY4na Should I?

@eighty5original with a gun or a camera? Either way I’m out.

10,000+ votes? bit.ly/9vz9ju #10kapart

I CAN HAZ DUMMY IMG? RT @gavinblair web designers! you don’t have to use lolcats as placeholders anymore bit.ly/cfMmLo

Today is CPR training day. CPR trainers always love me for my name. “Does anyone know the Heimlich maneuver?”

@itsrayshelle Was the airport freezing and the windows soaked with condensation?

@itsrayshelle Was your cab fare $20?

Played Rainbow Road in Mariokart while listening to the Double Rainbow autotune song. Whoa! What does this mean?

@jgarber When is @theorchid gonna be on @grooveshark ?

@xGeTFReSHx Did you like the background?