Hey, it’s the first of the month. youtube.com/watch?v=bpBP9dALcWw

What? RT @cnnbrk Reports of a gunman at Discovery Channel headquarters in Maryland, police say. on.cnn.com/c9UP3O

@trepmal MediaTemple hack or general WordPress hack?

What is there to touch on a 3cm x 3cm touchscreen? It basically looks like this -> ping.fm/a0uim

Client – “Hey, when will this project be done?”

PM – “Good question, when will you know what you want?”

@pixelpipe Would this be possible from your API? getsatisfaction.com/pixelpipe/to…

@eighty5original How can honor be restored without a delicious latte?

ok electric wheel chair lady. I’ll drag race you. Eat my dust. BAM! Curb. What now ?

@eighty5original Have they blocked russellheimlich.com/blog yet?

@drotoriouz what do you recommend for french jazz? Need something to listen to tomorrow at work.

Someone e-mailed me asking to take down this post because it’s slanderous ping.fm/ZY4na Should I?

@eighty5original with a gun or a camera? Either way I’m out.

10,000+ votes? bit.ly/9vz9ju #10kapart

I CAN HAZ DUMMY IMG? RT @gavinblair web designers! you don’t have to use lolcats as placeholders anymore bit.ly/cfMmLo

@itsrayshelle Was the airport freezing and the windows soaked with condensation?

@itsrayshelle Was your cab fare $20?

Today is CPR training day. CPR trainers always love me for my name. “Does anyone know the Heimlich maneuver?”

Played Rainbow Road in Mariokart while listening to the Double Rainbow autotune song. Whoa! What does this mean?

@jgarber When is @theorchid gonna be on @grooveshark ?

@xGeTFReSHx Did you like the background?