What would be some good songs for a cicada playlist?

Friend: What happens when SEO writers start doing food labels?

Me: 🤔

Me: Ok, who wants pineapple?

4 year old: Not me. They hurt my fingers.

6 year old: My finger hurts….

4 year old: It was probably the pineapple

Who is currently hiring developers or designers? Let’s get someone a job!

Retweet for reach 🙏💙

@elyktrix uh… buy them all?

@douglasmack Radio show? Is that like a podcast?

@Rmmmsy 6 year old is obsessed with what time it is.

How come that appliance says it’s 3:29 but that one says 3:30 and that one says 10:56?

BECAUSE SETTING TIME ON THINGS IS HARD!

@magicroundabout Can you check the headers of the response? Look for the link header and then check if wp-json is within that header value.

@MikeNGarrett Me too. Wut are you doing in my bed?

Remember Forrst? Those were the days.

Any designers or developers looking for a job? @10up is hiring!

Does “What are your salary expectations?” count? twitter.com/emollick/status/1387…

@raygunray Is Erol’s in there? Maybe that’s a DC regional thing.

I offer CSS coaching for people who want to learn CSS but don’t know where to start, get lost in the multitude of options it offers, or don’t quite grok CSS as a programming language.

Interested? Let me know.

RT = appreciated

quirksmode.org/css-coaching.html

Wait… people still use Basecamp?

How did JavaScript convince us that it would somehow be faster to build webpages on a random client’s device rather than just ship them the already-completed webpage?

@anthonydpaul Just 50%? Sounds like a light day. Later you get to look forward to all the questions…

“Who invented clothes?”
“Why do we change our clothes everyday?”
“What’s the difference between a skirt and a dress?”
🤷

** Getting into a hot car **
6 year old: Daddy can you cold up the car?

@round Why not mix and match your own? lofi.cafe/

Hi!

Why is targeted advertising bad?