Last minute changes? Sure why not.

If you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?

@brownpau You still at work?

Found a fully wrapped piece of candy in the Men’s bathroom. Should i eat it?

Any ideas on where to park for #socialdevcampeast ?

twitter? more like titter.

A co-worker has discovered you can’t name a JS variable ‘house’ in IE7 because it throws a fit. house?!?!

Hate your monitor and/or eyes? Then stare at this page all day: webtekrocks.com/clientlist.html

@thorpus Remember that impromptu Expression Engine session you showed me to? Who were the people heading that up?

@alexalbrecht the old skateboarding company?

What’s this guy thinking? tinyurl.com/5kdrum

I have a cough that comes and goes. Really keeps me on my toes. I think I’ll go and blow my nose. Don’t you fancy my unrehearsed prose?

Whoa! When did it start getting dark at 7?

@WilHarris Q: What’s up with the 17-inch? A: Tim: It’s being refreshed today as well. -> is.gd/43co

The first to hear of Jesus’ birth were ______. People Magazine and TMZ.com right?

“It’s like nailing Jello on the wall… first it’s 5 or 6 then there’s more to follow” What does that mean?

Nuclear power has to be safe or something like that? Screw safety! THIS COUNTRY NEEDS DANGEROUS NUCELAR ENERGY!

Amazon is dragging. Whattup cloud?

What’s a “rifle shot”?

What do kids do outside these days?