Last minute changes? Sure why not.
If you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?
@brownpau You still at work?
Found a fully wrapped piece of candy in the Men’s bathroom. Should i eat it?
Any ideas on where to park for #socialdevcampeast ?
twitter? more like titter.
A co-worker has discovered you can’t name a JS variable ‘house’ in IE7 because it throws a fit. house?!?!
Hate your monitor and/or eyes? Then stare at this page all day: webtekrocks.com/clientlist.html
@thorpus Remember that impromptu Expression Engine session you showed me to? Who were the people heading that up?
@alexalbrecht the old skateboarding company?
What’s this guy thinking? tinyurl.com/5kdrum
I have a cough that comes and goes. Really keeps me on my toes. I think I’ll go and blow my nose. Don’t you fancy my unrehearsed prose?
Whoa! When did it start getting dark at 7?
@WilHarris Q: What’s up with the 17-inch? A: Tim: It’s being refreshed today as well. -> is.gd/43co
The first to hear of Jesus’ birth were ______. People Magazine and TMZ.com right?
Nuclear power has to be safe or something like that? Screw safety! THIS COUNTRY NEEDS DANGEROUS NUCELAR ENERGY!
Amazon is dragging. Whattup cloud?
What’s a “rifle shot”?
“It’s like nailing Jello on the wall… first it’s 5 or 6 then there’s more to follow” What does that mean?
What do kids do outside these days?