You don’t really hear many people naming their kid Sherlock these days do you?

@courtneyengle Oof essential oils over disinfectant. what the?

@elyktrix And why can’t you schedule tweets on mobile but can on the desktop web app?

@chuckborowicz What if Google brought back Google Reader?

This tweet brought to you by my work this afternoon:

Q: “Why does the content not load on this site?”
A: Third-party JS!
Q: “Why are all the links on this site broken?”
A: Third-party JS!

Text and links should not require another person’s JavaScript to work.

@davidmacd Does an anchor link go somewhere or do something?

Trump always brags about being a billionaire but isn’t being $1 billion is debt also considered a billionaire?

I see so much nuance in the phrase “paid in federal income taxes”. Like if someone had a $100,000 tax bill and then made $100,000 in charitable donations would their taxes also = $0? Are they a bad person by the same logic? Taxes are complicated.

why are we only commenting our code? we should be liking and subscribing too

@mattcampux WUT! You mean politicians lied and didn’t follow through with doing what they said they were going to do?

@MikeWhoMikeLee Sure, and that should be prosecuted because it’s illegal. But if someone owes $1M in taxes and makes $1M in charitable donations to cancel that out would they be a bad person for owing $0 in taxes?

@daljo628 I like octopus 🐙. Whatcha got?

Wasn’t technology supposed to make things better?

@smarty What account number am i?

I just received word that I’m being laid off which means I’m open to new opportunities. It also means I’ll get to collaborate with a new product design team which is always exciting. Mind helping me get the word out? linkedin.com/in/nickwhitmoyer/

@hankchizljaw @zachleat @scottjehl Wait you don’t text your tweets to 40404?

@freshyill So if Trump loses and she loses her seat, she won’t vote in the lame duck session of congress? I don’t really see it.

Geez…any guesses why @Twitter defaulted to show only the right side of the picture on mobile?

@mr_suh Have you tried scanning and faxing in a copy of your gay card?

Do you use an additional light (like a ring light) for your web cam for video streaming? What do you use and why?