“What’s it like having children?”
“Okay, so you know about spoons and socks and cereal and lint rollers?”
“Yeah…”
“And if I asked you to go get one, you’d know where in your house those things are?”
“Yeah…”
“No more of that. That’s what it’s like.”

If k8s is “kubernetes,” does that mean sk8erboy is “skuberneteerboy”?

@ckrewson That article is free. Should I not believe it?

Productivity anxiety is a vicious cycle.

I’ve been trapped in it more times than I can count.

Anyone else feel the same? t.co/5O9oqonJJ8

Anyone hiring for remote UX/UI developer roles right now?

Have a friend with 10-15+ years experience working on the web, doing frontend. They would be an awesome addition to your team. My DMs are open, and feel free to RT for reach!

@devinDford Hi Devin! What’s the hardest part about learning JavaScript so far?

@teddyrised Where are you going? My guess is not America.

@johncoates Wow congrats! Their way better than fame and fortune so I hear. You just moved to Seattle to see what you could find?

@johncoates Oh snap! It’s John Coates! What’s been going on since ConvergeSE 2011?

@dvassallo How do you pay yourself from your business? Do you take a regular paycheck? Or pay yourself only when needed? Or are you forgoing payments and just living off of your savings still?

@thomasfuchs @ubnt Do you get alerts that Unifi detected a radar? Seems to happen to me every night.

A pet peeve: link text of “here”, “click here”, or “go here.”

Did you know screen readers bring up list of links on a page?

A list of:
1. here
2. click here
3. go here

isn’t helpful.

Craft meaningful link text that makes sense out of context.

#a11y #accessibility

@aaronjorbin Red, White, or both?

5 yr old: Daddy watch this!
3 yr old: Watch this Daddy!
5: Over here look at this!
3: Daddy look here!
5: Daddy do you want to see what I can do? Watch this.
3: I did this. Watch this Daddy.
5: 1, 2, 3! Eyes on me!
3: Daddy Daddy Daddy! Look!

Me: **dies of starvation**

@bpeebles Yea I get that. Isn’t it unfair to audit a higher tax bracket more just because they’re wealthy and return a higher ROI?
I mean auditing more for patterns that are more likely to be shady tax evasion tactics would make the most sense.

@bpeebles So high earners and corporations are audited at the same amount or less than lower income earners even though auditing higher earners yields more money. Is that the gist? Wouldn’t it be easier to raise taxes on higher tax brackets?

Serious question… What does this mean? twitter.com/RBReich/status/12833…

.@round hasn’t retweeted anything in July. Do you think he’s ok?

What CANT you do with WordPress?!?!

Seriously, aside from a few extreme use cases I’ve seen almost every type of website and web app created on WordPress with efficiency and speed.

@mattcampux Did you buy a house?