We’re hiring a mid-senior level front end engineer. Must have deep knowledge of CSS and React. Who’s in?

Senior developer: Where did you get thise part of the code from? 🤔

Junior developer: From StackOverflow ☺️

Senior developer: From the question or the answer? 🤨

@rochellefp Aww thanks! How’s South Korea?

@richard_tabor Ahhh that makes sense. But how do I unlink something?

A lot of people are out looking for work right now. On paper this is a fucking stupid choice. But I want to grow and I felt strongly this was the right way to go.

Anyway, ya got lead content strategy / content design / UX writer work? HMU – I’m ready.

Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister?

Programmer: 44 – (4 – 2) = 42

Tester: t.co/0g4i3Q9ugn

I’m sure there’s other things I’m forgetting.

I’m not anti-JavaScript, I’m anti-everything-through-JS. Why? It breaks basic functionality of the web. I can’t disable trackers. I can’t protect my privacy. And most of all, even things like typing and buttons just quit.

(10/11)

Walking up in your 20s: Whoa! Did we have a crazy party last night? What happened?

Walking up in your 30s: Whoa! Did we move the clothes from the washer to the dryer last night? What happened?

@mjslaby Thanks MJ. How has life been treating you?

5 year old: What can a refrigerator do with eyes and a mouth?

Me: I dunno. What?

5 year old: It can see and talk!

Me: Oh. It doesn’t eat all the food?

5 year old: No, it doesn’t have arms silly.

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@round Like a guest book or hit counter?

@mattcampux Did you make a visit to an asian grocery store?

@round Is this recursion?

@simonw @kevinmarks What’s the file size like for that example screenshot? I’m on my phone and can’t easily check at the moment.

@noaheverett – How hard are the first months with a new born?

It’s a lot of change all at once, which is hard. Newborns are actually pretty easy in that they simply eat, sleep, and poop a lot. If they’re fussy and upset it is usually due to one of those things.

your regular reminder: have you considered just using less javascript? html is really fast and really cool

@shortxstack I thought you only game while standing up?

@fugularity Why is it called Boob sweat and not humidititties?

Act I, Scene I. Enter the DESIGNER and the BUSINESS LEADER, in conversation.

DESIGNER: Your product – who is the target audience for it?

BUSINESS LEADER: We like to think that it’s aimed at everyone!

DESIGNER: Wonderful! Let us discuss accessibility.

Exit BUSINESS LEADER.

if someone were to fork python the programming language do you think they would name it after a snake or a comedy troupe?