@taupecat You finally took the plunge and got that third arm installed? Your productivity is gonna go through the roof!

@freshyill I uploaded a different version straight from my computer to YouTube instead of from my phone. Does this one offer higher resolution options for you?

youtu.be/GdSh-BwmSRw

@trepmal What’s your definition of modern CSS? every-layout.dev/ has some good info

Me: Oh no! Your phone is about to die.

** Wife scrambles to get charging cable **

Wife: Hey what do you mean it’s about to die? I have 18% left.

😐

@thereisnocat I didn’t know polaroids could take x-rays?

@smarty @netflix I would think unemployment and tightening budgets would be a bigger culprit than fresh content. Why? I’m subscribed to HBO and I can’t remember the last time I watched something there. Netflix can always curate more content if need be.

@caseydriscoll What do you think of this name for my soon-to-be-born son?

Adolf Sadam Heimlich

CSS question: Are there any negative side effects to setting a <table> to display: block?

@fugularity Yeah I like Cheetos. What’s it to ya?

@zachleat 3 year old: What does <graphic designer coworker> do?

Me: They color websites.

* 3 year old staring out kitchen window *

3 year old: LOOK DADDY! DEER! A BUNCH OF DEER!

Me: Oh yea, what do you think they’re doing?

* 3 year old stares intently out the window for several minutes *

3 year old: I think they’re going to eat small kids

😮

@luca_mug What are the advantages of a purely functional language?

Here’s an example from the Elm examples section:

main = Browser.element
{ init = init
, update = update
, subscriptions = subscriptions
, view = view
}

@Rmmmsy What if you failed because of lack of attendance?

@enqueue_russ You pay $3 to talk to me?

@luca_mug What’s the appeal of Elm? First glance at it and the code formatting boggles my mind.

Hi @wmata! Thanks for all you’re doing to help essential workers get to work. My son ADORES Metro and has collected the Cherry Blossom visitor guide each year. Is there any way he can get a 2020 edition? We understand why you pulled them & promise we won’t try to go! t.co/SASc5UjYA7

@chriscoyier That must be super frustrating. You should do a CodePen radio episode about it.

Also has CodePen been affected by this pandemic?

@chuckborowicz I know right!?!? Constraints can be a good thing.

@YouTooCanBeGuru Certainly an option but where’s the fun in that?

@iwilsonjr Why not differential equations?