“Will you marry me?” is a marriage proposal.

“Will, You, Mary, Me” is a foursome proposal.

“Will, you marry me” is a time traveller spoiling the future.

“Will you, Mary me” is a cavewoman trying to make Will, who has amnesia, remember who he is.

@chriscoyier What’s that weird line?

@MKBHD It looks like you’re watching a football game

Would you like to watch frisbee?

@JJJ Does it run BuddyPress?

@fugularity What is the best burger to get?

How does a video codec work? A hands-on introduction to video technology

github.com/leandromoreira/digita…

GUESS WHAT?! We finally found a venue! Get ready to join us March 27-29 for our second WordCamp DC! 😀 twitter.com/wordcampdc/status/11…

Does your website fit on a floppy?

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fitonafloppy.website/

Me: Shall we listen to a song on the ride home?

2 year old: Yeeeaaaa!

Me: What song?

2 year old: I Like to Move It Move It

** Puts on song “I Like to Move It by Reel 2 Real” **

4 year old, peeved: Is this the entire song?

@DanPhilibin If you go to Google Maps and enter a work address it will show you this in the morning… I think?

@trudesign When you open a CSS file is all you see triplets of numbers?

I don’t think I have ever had to care about what the actual CSS specificity score for a selector was. Do you ever do this? twitter.com/argyleink/status/119…

@DanielleAlberti Why do one crazy thing at a time when you can do them all at once?

@DanielleAlberti Did you have to teach her how to hold it? Both kids would hold it upside down when they eat it.

@WordPressDC @nacin @anthonydpaul @kingkool68 @lelandf @taupecat @courtneydawn @bethsoderberg We’re hiring a FT web designer for our wordpress site @WeRecyclePaint. Can you help us spread the word? paintcare.org/about/#/jobs-rfps

Seeing how many sites are using React but then failing time-to-interactive metrics is making my soul shrivel up.

They are throwing away SEO and user experience for… why?!…

#ChromeDevSummit t.co/U6vZEzYdw9

Apple really wants me to update to Xcode 11.2 but it never seems to work after trying to install it multiple times. What gives?

Parenting advice: Let children pick between two choices to help them feel more independent and cooperative

Me: Ok kids, Choice A or Choice B?

Kids: Choice Q!!! And Choice W!!! And phalujawombochetingso

Me: 🤷‍♂️ well now what?

@randallb 4.5 year old: Who are you talking to?

Me: My friend on the Internet

4.5 year old: What is their name?

Me: Randall

4.5 year old:

@taupecat These days I’m using the Sequel Pro to do large migrations. Does that count?