@andybelldesign Is that how you can tweet so much?

@round I like me a good side by side diff. Can you cook something up like that?

My April Fool’s joke for you all: JavaScript.

amirite!? heh, heh.

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You’re right, that joke is tired, just like April Fool’s jokes are tired.

@MKBHD I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS

I did like the head wear. When is that going to hit the merch store?

@dimasc_io Who announces they’re expecting a puppy?

@JoAnnStilley “Why is that man up there in the shadows?” Was her reaction

I’m making some large life transitions in the next few weeks, including going independent.

Know of any freelance/contract product design gigs? Please send them my way. 💖🙏🏾😊

Remote preferred + RTs appreciated.

@violetblue Why can’t you use WordPress dot org?

@ParissAthena 5th grade a new student moved in
He skated by my house and we became friends
I started skateboarding
Skateboarding leads to video taping skateboarding
Video taping leads to editing
Editing leads to “who is gonna watch this?”
Which leads to making a website on geocities

@jessabean Hmmm there aren’t any kids toys anywhere? Your living room looks like an oasis!

@csswizardry Remember when rounded corners were a style because of how tricky it was to pull off? And then BOOM border-radius happened and now who cares?

Dev year one: what’s an abstraction?
Dev year five: abstract all the things!
Dev year ten: I better not abstract that yet

How many people out there still have a Coinbase account?

@Tarendai You’re probably not a fan of doing things like this then? github.com/kingkool68/sprig/blob…

@daveberning What isn’t straightforward about other credit cards?

(legit question, not trolling, I’m just curious)

“What’s your name?”

“Russell Heimlich”

“Like the maneuver?” twitter.com/jeremiahjw/status/11…

Stranger on Metro: “hey do you have a pen?”

Me: *digs into backpack* “yea sure here you go”

Stranger on Metro: *gets off train at next stop*

We’re looking for a Developer with solid back-end experience. Know anyone?

electricpulp.com/hiring/develope…

And could you do me a HUGE favour?

Could you take your Android device, check if it has a browser called ‘Browser’ or ‘Internet’, take it to quirksmode.org/cgi-bin/test.pl and hit Send Info?

And maybe retweet?

(Samsung Internet not necessary; I already have it.)

@desandro @Compass Such adult, much responsibility. Is @skeevis your new cubicle buddy?