How long do you think time travel takes? Like to get from Baltimore to Chicago is 2 hours. How long would it take to travel back to the 1600’s?

@JoannaBrenner Are you sure he wasn’t talking to Gouda?

Alright lovely people, it’s time for a Friday afternoon 1:1. How long has it been since you’ve done a career check-in? Let’s talk a little bit about how your career is going and what you (yes, you) can do about it. t.co/tCZgdDkyHU

@umangkalra_ @round What if you’ve assembled several Ikea pieces together over the course of a weekend?

Looks like removing `?utm_source=ig_embed` from the `data-instgrm-permalink` attribute fixes it.

@instagram You’re drunk!

@brownpau And Mets underpants?

Anyone else noticing Instagram embeds are breaking like this? codepen.io/kingkool68/full/PBQxw…

Looks like Instagram is adding `x-frame-options: SAMEORIGIN` to the iframe src causing Chrome not to render the iframe when embeded

@trepmal Maybe you ate a bad stick?

Hey, Lady Gaga. I know your fan base would probably revolt, but can you please hire the Goo Goo Dolls as your opening act so you can call it the Goo Goo Gaga Tour? Thanks in advance for your consideration.

6yo: What’s it like being a grown up?

ME: You know that feeling you get when you unwrap a present and it’s not what you wanted?

Pop up ads were annoying so browsers implemented pop up blockers. Asking us if we’re ok with cookies at every site is also annoying. Can I just opt-in to all sites using cookies and stop the pop-up banners?

Ever felt like Twitter’s “See less often” button in recommendation does nothing? You’re not alone. Here’s proof it actually does nothing at all. t.co/vbarJ6GnAu

My 13 yro daughter just asked

What if “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” & “It’s Raining Men” are about the same event, but from different perspectives?

This a minor issue with copying something without understanding it.
Notice how this clipart of a 3.5″ floppy disk has “HC” on it, with a backwards C? (like HƆ)

That’s because they were copying the stylized “HD” (as in High Density) off a real floppy. t.co/b3uvSGoToD

@ckrewson Do they have a panel on how to keep the printing presses working after they break down?

@desandro I’ve got the @metafizzyco bear sticker on my laptop. Zadie (3 yrs old) pointed out she likes the rainbow bear. I showed her the website and she digs it. Do you have kids sizes available for your socks?

@MikeNGarrett Is this not it? themble.com/bones/

@ckrewson My source is usually full of bugs. Who would want to sleep with bugs?

@brownpau How do they know the cat food is delicious?

@round Why aren’t you @duqe anymore?