@fugularity Is 5 Guys #1 our Smash Burger?

@chriscoyier Do you know of any that can be scripted via the command line? Think automated visual regression testing

@MKBHD No Android Auto or Apple CarPlay?!?!? PASS!

@round What about infinite loops?

@round Are you controlling your shoulder through feeling?

The Apple Park Visitor’s Center is a demonstration of an accessible building when cost is no object. 1/?

@hbuchel Wow front end web development at Amazon sounds challenging. How is it?

I’ve been thinking about implications of Google’s AMP ambitions for web standards, and can’t shake the This Is Getting Worse feeling.

So, time for some AMP GAME THEORY.

j/k but seriously here are my thoughts on AMP. 1/?

Why does this bird look like it only speaks in riddles?

h/t reddit.com/r/Awwducational/comme…

@zgordon Remember when JavaScript was a fun language that you could use to make mouse trials?

How did @Google Talk change from a dream to a nightmare? tnhh.net/posts/google-talk.html In my experience the #usability of Google products has quickly become like Microsoft, which means avoid if at all possible. Sad, because they used to be good, Gmail, YouTube and search are ok…

@mr_suh Is that like your period?

@round Does that mean I’m the king of boredom?

What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school

@NeerajKA @jgarber Why not both?

Who’s ready for the football?

“Pssst.. got any dirty videos?” youtube.com/watch?v=BFpjM40AuKg

.@PhillyPolice heard that you may be looking for an alternative to @Crisco for greasing up the poles this weekend – can we interest you in a few barrels of Pornhub lube? t.co/VvK9UDci8k

Why do programmers avoid washing their hair?

Because lather, rinse, repeat causes an infinite loop 😋

My wife turned her back for 2 seconds and she grabbed the iPad and brought up YouTube. Start ’em young, right @MKBHD?