@mr_suh Why are you depressed?

@keithrhernandez “Say blowjobs are pretty awesome, right?”

Clock has started. We’ve got about 3 years to preserve old Flash-based interactive graphics. What’s the plan? cc @RJIJDNA twitter.com/adobe/status/8898781…

@danielbachhuber So is your Twitter sabbatical done?

@DanRiffle @rossk I can’t read the footnote. What is this a measure of? 844 doesn’t mean anything.

Gym instructor: What are your favorite kind of squats?

Me: The diddly kind

How can you not get excited by this? This is brilliant. twitter.com/andrewprojdent/statu…

Have you submitted your @wordcampbalt speaker application? What are you waiting for? Today is the last day! #WCBalt 2017.baltimore.wordcamp.org/call…

@PNCBank_Help Hi how can I close my account?

@mr_suh What’s wrong with sliding?

When not to use regex? HTML parsing is one example stackoverflow.com/questions/1732…

cc @SandyS1 #wcdc

@nacin Why is our Wapuu amish?

@aaronjorbin @WordPressDC @wordcampdc Where was the first meet up at? Trying to think of the first WordPress DC Meetup meet up I went to…

So are there any banks that offer a free checking account I can deposit cash into? @PNCBank is terrible.

@mixolydian @jfc3 @LevelAccessA11y Oh yea they should sponsor @wordcampdc Who else would be a good sponsor?

@mixolydian Have you purchased your ticket for WordCamp DC yet? 2017.dc.wordcamp.org/

@ammy914 Did you buy your ticket for WordCamp DC yet? 2017.dc.wordcamp.org/

Hey, who here is from the DC area?

@mr_suh @wnlgbtqs Oh. Are you going to lip-sync FOR. YOUR. LIFE?

@kev097 @carlislesargent @wordcampdc Do you know what else would be really awesome?