I can’t remember the last time I ran into a bug that was due to a type issue.

Now a typing issue (fat finger typo) on the other hand…

“20 years from now, the only people who will remember that you worked late are your kids”

reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/1…

No one talks about hacky sacks anymore

gowithphp.com/

“Milkshakes can range in price from a few dollars to over $10. It’s important to find a milkshake that fits your budget.”

What’s your milkshake budget everyone?

a dark pink baby Flamingo standing on a giant light pink flower, cartoon, cute, pastel colors –v 5

Apparently Venmo doesn’t like it when you use “💵 laundering” as the transaction comment…

gary larson style banana –v 5

a colorful psychadelic cubicle farm with dead eyed employees typing –v 5

Let it be known, that on this day, May 1st, 2023, I heard the fan on My 2020 M1 MacBook Pro kick on for the first time…

Her: Do you ever mop the floor?

Me: Yes, I mop* the floor quite frequently

* Drop an ice cube on the floor and rub it around with my foot

April 30, Sunday morning

6 year old: Do we have to do trick or treating this year?

But will it blend? twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/165…

Feels weird but I can text with my 8-year-old

Ok my “For You” tab is nothing but cute animal videos and Sky Mall quality product video ads. Switching back to “Following” now.

👋 Hi real people!

a devil sitting in front of his quant suburban home admiring the grass and busy neighborhood bustle, digital art, surreal, mind bending, pop art –v 5

Super Mario looking worried while doing his taxes while Princess Toadstool is in the background looking bored –ar 3:2 –v 5

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digital art of flaming skull in astronaut space suit while on the moon with stars and space in the background –ar 3:2 –v 5

My school pictures have more security required than most banks. Heaven forbid someone orders school pictures of my 2 year old…

.. they are really good though.