What if there was an election where you were like “I’d be ok with either one”

When developers take a stab at copy writing but the content team doesn’t notice after it goes to production twitter.com/dimensionmedia/statu…

Let’s not stop at ending daylight savings time, the entire US should switch to coordinated universal time (UTC)

Remember that day in November when we had to turn the air conditioning on because we were sweltering.

Narrator: That day was today.

Per usual, the number one Twitter topic is Twitter

New rule: The 7th game of the world series should be played with wiffle balls and bats.

** gestures wildly to hand bags, jeans, shoes, jewelry, watches, hats, t-shirts, underwear, socks… EVERYTHING ** twitter.com/MovieHooligan/status…

Limewire was my favorite social network

Best buy Email: Hurry your 169 points are about to expire!

Me: 169 points? What is that worth?

Best Buy: Every 250 points gets you a $5 reward

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I miss my younger, more formative years of web development.

“Woo hoo! I made the website look like the comp.” was the best feeling.

Now I need to construct large systems and making sure everything works through all the edge cases and add a bunch of polish to feel satisfied.

Spoke too soon. Git signing with GPG broke. I did this to fix it stackoverflow.com/questions/3949…

Updated to macOS Ventura on a whim and everything works just like it did before.

Would gladly pay $8/month if Twitter gave me a Turntable.fm style gorilla avatar

Might have been a little soggy of a Halloween but at least it was warm out. Kids didn’t care either way as they ran from house to house.

The best part of October is ignoring cleaning up all the cobwebs for they are organic halloween decorations

Seems clever but looks kinda weird to use. I gotta do all the math myself at which case I would just use something like chartjs.org/ or apexcharts.com/ twitter.com/m_ott/status/1586850…

I believe the correct answer is “death is too late” twitter.com/tdinh_me/status/1586…

Can you imagine printing out your node_modules? twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1…

Man I just revisited my Mastadon (mastodon.social/@kingkool68) and instead of moving at the speed of thought its more like the speed of dried maple syrup in the middle of winter

Good morning! Rise and shine ☀️

** changes from bedtime sweat pants to work-from-home sweat pants **