




The song “Cotton Eyed Joe” was created by a Swedish electronic band

i wouldn’t even know what a black hole sun would even look like if it stared me right in the face

What’s more useful to humanity?

An Uncrustable, string cheese, and a bowl of neon pink Frankenberry. Breakfast of Champions.

Just another day-o-fun on the ol’ Internet

Happy Monday!
– Wife is out of town for work
– Oldest kid woke up sick and is staying home
– Check engine light came on during the drive to preschool

Producers of the Crown furiously taking notes

Two issues from two different people this morning. Both were solved by simply clearing the cache.

This lotion is IE approved


Is Engineering Management Bullshit?

Company: “Please start thinking about impactful Q4 KPIs”
Me: twitter.com/davenewworld_2/statu…

Me: “Does your throat hurt?”
5 year old: “Just when I breathe”
Me: “Oh ok good”

When I’m asked to demo what I’ve been working on to the whole company at the all-hands meeting

Toddler approaches holding one glistening flip flop.
“Um… Daddy? I didn’t make it to the bathroom all the way?”
🥴

– Unplugs iPad from charger
– Throws it in general direction of children
– Run in the opposite direction
– Medicate away your sorrows with your vice of choice twitter.com/RottenInDenmark/stat…

🎶 Sittin’ on the toilet, deleting all the email

“When your old car died did you stand by the road asking for money so you could get a new one?” — 5 year old