Oh yea school is back and at 3:30pm I gotta go outside and get my kids. Lost track of time with it being so quite and all…

This past weekend we had our first “kid’s friend slept over” sleepover and I had to keep telling my wife it’s normal for them to not go to sleep after you tell them it’s bed time. Apparently she never had sleepovers as a kid.

It was botman.io/, a PHP framework for building chat apps

“Ooo this framework looks like it will make this task super easy”

* downloads framework *

“Oh no! All of the dependencies are out of date! I’ll just fix those…”

DON’T COWBOY CODE ON PROD twitter.com/beep/status/15642912…

I had a dream I stayed up all night 🤔

You can’t parse [X]HTML with regex

Apparently she’s telling me how long I have to wait until she listens to me…

“Did you know an hour is not that long. 100 years is long” – 5 year old

If I was interviewing a frontend developer to hire, I would just ask them this question:

“The stake holder wrote back saying ‘The images aren’t sharp’. How would you debug this issue if the images look just fine to you?”

You know no one has ever said “Smart Fax Machine” 😉

Oh no. It actually worked.

So if you want to hack into someone’s Target account and are asked to provide a One time Passcode texted to a phone number, just try NO_TOKEN

My one time passcode is NO_TOKEN. Go home Target, you’re drunk!

Google and CloudFlare continue to try and DDoS each other to claim they defended the biggest attack… twitter.com/Techmeme/status/1560…

wait wait wait they put Bowser in charge of Nintendo North America and now they’re shocked that their princesses are in another castle? twitter.com/six6jiang/status/155…

I’m on Team Rustin for the 2022 Mullet Championship.

He’s the youngest finalist and it looks like he has spent his whole life dedicated to perfecting his mullet. That is some true dedication.

When is dumb going to come back in vogue so I can feel smart again: Dumb phones, dumb cars, dumb TV, dumb appliances…

Back from vacation. Looking forward to a restful week of work.

August 13 was a good day #solar

Walking through a beach town grocery store with a 5 year old:

“Wow look at those American Girl doll cups”
(They’re shot glasses)

“Ooo and American Girl doll eggs!”
(Ping Pong balls)