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The Heimlich water park is open for business.

#ZadieAlyssa #VeraAddison #backyard #backyardwaterpark instagram.com/p/BlMXOwsnI14/

**Updates wife’s home address to Target**

Looking at hermit crabs (called duk duk in chamorro) with Grandma.

#VeraAddison instagram.com/p/BlElLv4n53t/

Beach house babies 2018

#ZadieAlyssa #VeraAddison instagram.com/p/Bk6gDZkHQFA/

My 4th of July with a 1 year old:
– beach 🌊
– fireworks 🎆
– zonked out before the finale 💤

The girl vs. the sea.

#ZadieAlyssa #bw #beach #sea #oceancitymaryland instagram.com/p/BkwbPOcHp0W/

The girl and the sea.

#ZadieAlyssa #oceancitymaryland #oceancity #beach #sea instagram.com/p/Bkwags_HhwZ/

I don’t wanna grow up, cause if I did
I couldn’t be a Toys R Us kid twitter.com/whattabxtch/status/1…

When your Slack access comes back but apparently no one elses on your team does…

UX

No people are typing…

Oh yeah Hangouts exists when Slack is down.

“The Ultimate Heimlich Maneuver”

Three generations of Heimlich’s under one roof.
#VeraAddison #ZadieAlyssa #TheHeimlichs #multigenerational #multigenerationalhome #newhome #newhouse #inlawsuite #grayrockfarms instagram.com/p/BkeOJ0zHFff/

Let’s take a look at what’ going on in pop culture…

Yea I’m old…

At first I thought I sent an email to myself but then I realized its Restoration Hardware…

Zadie’s 1st dentist visit. She sat in the same room I did when I was her age.

#ZadieAlyssa #dentist #cleanteeth #hygenist instagram.com/p/BkAxpPkHcOM/

Yea but they’re still funny as hell! twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status…

Pro Tip: If you want your site screaming fast get rid of any embeds on the site.

Comparing time to first paint and DOM Ready times of billypenn.com/ vs denverite.com/

firstPaintTime: 0.92s vs 0.45s
domReadyTime 1.2s vs 0.23s

How to build your own flamethrower.

1) Buy this
2) Put a bad ass plastic case around it twitter.com/DeepOmega/status/100…