Spider Girl.

#ZadieAlyssa #climbing #fence instagram.com/p/Bj1Gnf7nbDX/

Sip. Sip. With friends.

#VeraAddison instagram.com/p/Bj0gzcCH5HV/

Silly dillies.

#VeraAddison instagram.com/p/Bj0dSwtn1QG/

15 month old Vera’s favorite iPad app is the home button.

Playing at the table.

#VeraAddison instagram.com/p/Bj0B40cnV41/

Zadie (3 years old): Come play blocks with me. Hello me build a castle
Me: Ok

*I grab one block and put it on the floor*

Zadie: NOOOOOOOOO! IT DOESN’T GO LIKE THAT!

Improving WordPress with Static Analysis

medium.com/@muglug/improving-wor…

I could get used to describing temperature in Kelvin

This is my office…

Working from “home” today but we’re moving. This is all we have to eat…

International House of Obstetricians twitter.com/IHOP/status/10036828…

It’s been raining all weekend…

Pro: My car needed a good wash

Con: I now need an ark to get around

Sip. Sip.

#VeraAddison #ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/Bjh6AsJnFem/

StumbleUpon was the best way to channel surf on the internet back in the day. Now everything is spoon-fed to you on social media. twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/99…

Programming is but stringing together different StackOverflow answers

FALSE. bobborst.com/popculture/number-o… twitter.com/Swank0cean/status/10…

Much like there is always a contradictory Trump tweet, there is always a GitHub repo for a wacky JavaScript thing that you think shouldn’t actually exist.

One more follower and I’ll reach 2,000.

When you’re supposed to commit using Git: Often.

When I actually commit using Git: “Oh crap. I need to switch to a branch.”