I wish the NFL rule about forward progress applied to getting toddlers ready in the morning.

#whyDoTheyHateSocksSoMuch

“Daddy I’m going to draw a bee”
Or maybe she was trying to draw the letter B?

#ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/Bdod0HJFBBY/

Because they’re all sitting in the closets of overly ambitious geeks who haven’t gotten around to using them yet… twitter.com/nixcraft/status/9493…

Steps out of minivan at Costco to pump gas. Frozen is blasting on the stereo. All the soccer mom’s gaze in my direction and nod accordingly.

Polar Vortex 2: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bombogenesis

Welp… there goes my 2018 new years resolution twitter.com/hbopr/status/9489926…

They just don’t build them like they used to.. twitter.com/acerbialberto/status…

like this one

Listening to Space Oddity by David Bowie and looking at Nasa images. As you do.

And again… twitter.com/kingkool68/status/94…

When you get home from your birthday party but you’re still hopped up on sugar.
#ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/BdaTc7gFvbd/

Merry Write the Wrong Year for the Next Month

On the lookout for a wild good time at Zadie’s 3rd birthday party.

#VeraAddison instagram.com/p/BdY14vtFr5k/

2nd year in a row that it snowed on Zadie’s birthday party.

Always nice to find some new apps you never knew about. Found some goodies in this list that I’m going to play with. twitter.com/AndroidPolice/status…

Little peanut amount the peanut ride at Zadie’s 3rd birthday party. 🥜

#VeraAddison instagram.com/p/BdV6trYFJse/

The newest 3-year old standing next to her name on the birthday wall at instagram.com/p/BdRD6GYlVP_/

So yea… voice interfaces are neat and full of potential but there are a ways to go before we get a truly smart home.

I can raise or lower my thermostat with my voice. But I never change the temperature of my thermostat. Snooze…

Other devices want to charge a monthly fee to work with Google Assistant. Forget that!