Things old people don’t have to worry about… twitter.com/bcrypt/status/930518…

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

Lesson learned. The original Snow White (1937) is a little too dramatic in the beginning for an almost 3 year old.

Wouldn’t make it past the coding interview on to my team…

(should use a switch statement instead) twitter.com/tlakomy/status/92720…

Put the kiddo to bed an hour later than usual unintentionally. She woke up at her usual 7:04am today.

The 5th day panel made me LOL twitter.com/znmeb/status/9267025…

💩 twitter.com/techmeme/status/9261…

Translation: You can’t deduct up to $2,500 from student loan payments but your standard deduction is doubled (kind of makes up for that) twitter.com/benwikler/status/926…

And now your moment of zen… youtube.com/watch?v=DBVESNPPoao

Wow the Houston Astros won the World Series at exactly midnight.

Ducktales – Moon Theme Meets Metal

youtu.be/4wiH1TudsXs

“less code was executed and stuff got faster” twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/…

This year trick or treating we made it out of our court and across the street before Zadie instagram.com/p/Ba74GguFRZF/

Papa bear and baby bear out truck or treating.

#VeraAddison #trickortreat #halloween instagram.com/p/Ba73aI8lD2o/

Here’s something truly spooky… Both kids smiling and looking at the camera. #ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/Ba727eplylS/

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Twitter: The place where you complain about teenage trick or treaters with your former co-workers.

That’s right… I count how many trick or treaters we have every year since 2012 tweets.kingkool68.com/?s=trick+o…

Trick or Treaters over the years:

2012 42
2013 42
2014 79
2015 73
2016 51
2017 93

Full data: drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folde…

We had 93 trick or treaters this year. Almost double that of last year. Time for the chart…
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1…